Thursday, 25 June 2015

THREE REASONS WHY I HATE BEING A WOMAN



Don’t get me wrong, I love being a woman, I love the fact that I came into this world as a woman and I love the little pecks and ‘privilages that are sometimes attached to just being a woman, you know all those things now, don’t kid yourself I know you enjoy it too.
But notwithstanding, there are sometimes I totally HATE being a woman. And its times like that I just wish I could grow a penis already so I can be ‘entitled’. Yes you know that male ego thing, that sense of entitlement they have, because “I am a man’. You should do this for me because am a man, men don’t do this where I come from, how dare you talk to me like that, don’t you know am a man? Oh! Odiegwu, wetin person ear no go hear because of this feeling of entitlement.
Anyway, here are some of the “situations” which when I find myself as single lady, I totally wish I were a man.

WHEN YOU GET HOME AND THERE IS NO FOOD!!!
Yes o! you can say all you want and call me lazy if it makes you sleep well at night, but I hate it when I go home, and realize I have to cook, because there’s no food! Especially after the whole stress of work and all, arrrggh. Its so annoying, chai! I wish I were a man. I would just bounce in and food would be waiting for me, it even gets better when you’re married, because your wife gets to call you, to ask what you want for breakfast, launch, or dinner as the case may be. Even as a single guy, you can just call up your girlfriend and tell her what it is, and she would be willing to hook you up with something. You see it only gets better for them.

WHEN IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
Let me simply say this, I hate having periods, and am sure 99% of women in the world feel the same way. The worse is when its painful, then, I just wonder, its like I have offended somebody somewhere, and at that instant, I hate and envy all the men, yes I know they are not the cause but why do they get to work around freely for the whole year, while we get to have annoying periods every other month….  Men are so lucky.

WHEN YOU HAVE TO LOOK THE PART
Don’t get me wrong, I know as a lady, you should be confident in your own skin, and anyone who doesn’t appreciate you day way should go to hell. But lets face facts. 90% percent of the time, we are very conscious of our appearance, e want to be presentable, we want to be likeable and we want to be noticed. Truth is not every woman is chimamanda, or kim kardashian, or oprah winfrey, I want to believe these women are confident in their own skin, but even if u look closely, you still find then using, waist trainers, surgery, and makeup to hide all that ‘imperfection’, consciously or inconsciously.
My point is most men are not bothered about there appearance, they have this notion hat that no matter how they look, smell, dres, there is still a woman out there is ready to worship them, and that my friends is TRUE. Men don’t go through half the pressure women go through to look the part.
The other day I was watching E! and heard Caitlyn Jenner saying, women are under so much pressure to look good, and I was like welcome the club miss.

That said, I still love being a woman, I love having boobs and bum, I love the fact that I don’t have to shave my chin every two days, I love the fact that I can wear my lipstick and make my hair, and by the way if I wasn’t a lady, what’s going to happen to all those fabulous clothes and shoes I intend to buy? After all if I don’t wear them who will?

Have a lovely day people and please remember to leave a comment and share so that I can be happy, or don’t you want me to be happy.


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5 comments:

Magana Natural Care said...

So funny

Magana Natural Care said...

So funny

Magana Natural Care said...

Everything the creator made is very good. Gratitude to the maker is all we owe to fit into His perfect plans.

Magana Natural Care said...

Everything the creator made is very good. Gratitude to the maker is all we owe to fit into His perfect plans.

carole ibe said...

i know it sounds funny but trust me am not ungrateful, am just saying the way i feel some times. am still grateful i am a woman.